July 13th

Happy Sexy Friday the 13th Beautiful People!!!!!

Once again I woke up at 6am on my day off for no apparent reason other than to dance for my dog to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA Here is a picture of her watching me dance like an idiot. You can actually see the intensity and anxiousness exuding from her dog body

She is so weird. I love her.

Before I jetted off to my WW meeting to weigh-in I ate some kiwi and had a cappuccino = 3 points. I weighed myself at home before I went to the meeting and compared how far off our house scale is to the fancy calibrated ones at WW. The scale we have at home says I’m 2 pounds lighter than I actually am. So I guess I will use the home scale every time I want to feel -2 pounds sexier, which is like every other day. Great news though! Check out the picture right hurrrrrrr:

Great Success- Borat

I started this WW adventure 15 days ago so losing 6.4 pounds is awesome. What’s more amazing than this weight loss though is how grateful I am to have the world’s most supportive and kind friends. I seriously must have saved a school bus full of children from  a pack of wild hyenas carrying torches and screaming Death Metal to deserve this loving treatment from my friends. These are two texts I received while I was in my meeting from my dear friend, Janell.

Did any of you throw up from the fluffy, sparkly, girly love that just happened here?

So back to the weighing in thing. I was talking to my best friend, Danielle (who is also the only other human that is awake at 6am for no apparent reason) over the phone before my WW meeting and I told her that I would really like for the WW ladies to allow me to weigh-in butt naked. I know it really doesn’t matter if I’m wearing clothes or not when I weigh-in but I feel better about life when I can blame my weight 100% on me when I am standing there in my birthday suit rather than place blame on my pair of earrings I’m wearing or these pesky socks. LOL. I actually just made myself laugh out loud from how ridiculous I am.

Put your serious faces on. It’s serious talk time


In all seriousness, I am really pleased with these results.  When I started WW 15 days ago I told myself that I have until my birthday (September 2nd) to lose some weight. I have been pretty vague about my weight loss goals because what my real focus is, is committing to staying on WW for two months straight. If I can do that then obviously the weight loss will follow. It’s just the facts. Follow the program and don’t cheat yourself and YOU WILL lose weight. I have a TERRIBLE habit of being super gung ho about weight loss, diets and exercise for about 2-3 weeks and the moment I start feeling better I just stop. WTF IS THAT?! Why stop? Why do I do that? EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIME. This habit is exactly why I have re-focused and decided what matters this time is my commitment to going to the meetings, weighing in and not getting super ahead of myself or distracted. 

That’s about all the thoughts I have today (or at least for right now.) I am going to go and spend some time with my dog. This is what she looks like RIGHT NOW. She is successfully communicating with her eyeballs “Mom, please stop blogging, I need cuddles and snuggles.”

About FunnyGirlweightloss

Hey You! Welcome to my blog, I am happy you stopped by and I hope my struggles make you laugh a little bit....wait, what?....Anywho, this is my weight loss blog where I will be 100% honest and real about my struggles in losing some weight and more importantly, keeping it off. Most people that know me say I am funny (hence, the title of this blog) so I guess the twist is the fact that I am going to be completely candid about how much losing weight can be really tough/hard/awful/daunting/boring, yet eventually amazing and totally worthwhile. Hopefully through my vulnerability and candidness, I help inspire others to lose some weight and stay motivated. https://funnygirlweightloss.wordpress.com/
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2 Responses to July 13th

  1. jessmaerobin says:

    I’ve been on my current WW journey for 2.5 years now. The best advice I can give you is to learn how to celebrate your weight successes just as much as your celebrate your other lifestyle successes. Because trust me…the days of losing 2 lbs a week will slow down when your body starts to understand WTF you are doing and you need something else to lean on. Be happy that you are taking a step toward a healthier life, be happy that you have changed bad habits and, celebrate being naked and looking but more importantly FEELING SEXY!

    Now time for me to bitch! I know I am not supposed to get caught up in the number because it will drive me insane but that’s just what I do. So after a long weekend I weigh myself on Sunday night because I’m just a complete masochist. I’m 12 lbs up from my last weigh-in (2 weeks before)! Now I know that is not totally accurate because I never weigh myself at night and I had partied all weekend including wine tasting, shitty food etc. But I just wanted to gauge myself. Then Monday comes and I am only up 9, then Tuesday only up 7, then Wednesday up 5 and then Thursday up 2. Obviously I wasn’t actually losing that weight but apparently my body just has a long ass recovery time! But if you would have spoken to me on Sunday, I was borderline hysterical. And that my friends is why I hate losing weight. Because I have lost 60 lbs and kept it off for a good amount of time and all it takes is a bad weigh-in (or french fry) to almost completely derail me. Sometimes I really sit back and think about how much I punish myself for gaining 2 lbs in 2 weeks but having a really amazing time doing it!

    So I’ve now written a novel and told you to stick with it and in the same breath told you it is a fucking NIGHTMARE. Everyone has their battle in life, right?

    • You are a breath of fresh air and I am grateful for every word you just wrote me. It was 100% honest and I love that. Thank you. You look amazing and I am so proud of you for all that you have accomplished. I know its a struggle and will be but you’re totally right, we have to celebrate our accomplishments and tiny successes and try not to freak out when things don’t look as forward moving. Thank you again for taking the time to write all of that. I enjoyed every second and welcome it back anytime.

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