July 23rd

I’m actually not sure where I am mustering the energy to write this post considering I worked 13 hours today and my brain is crying and my eyes are burning. I think it’s because I have entered into an emotional contract with all of you and told you I would. Don’t worry, the picture below is not representative of how I show up to see my patient’s and their family’s. It is representative though of me after I have taken off my makeup and completed 4 hours of medical social work charting:

I look like I have come down with the flu.

Food Entry for the Day 

  1. Banana + English Muffin with fat-free margarine  = 4 points 
  2. Are you ready for my lunch……..A Snicker’s Bar + water = 8 points 

Hey! I could have lied to you and described something that you would imagine looking like this:

But I’m not a liar so instead I am going to link you to the following Snickers commercial that not only makes me laugh but also makes me feel like it represents 100% of men when they are hungry, in addition to me at approximately 2pm. I actually thought about this commercial as I was standing in line waiting to buy it & laughed to myself. I also bought a coconut water to see what all the rage is about and I took one sip of it, gagged and threw it away. Had I finished that yuck yuck “water” I would have spent 2 WW points on it. 

My Grandma made dinner tonight for me which was very kind but I swear she’s trying to kill me by means of starvation if you look at it from a WW perspective. Here is what she set out for dinner:

Carrots = 0 points

Olives = 12 medium olives is 1 point. Pretty sure I ate approx 10-12. = 1 point

Sliced Apple= 0 points 

Tuna with light mayo= 1 point 

Water= 0 points

Dinner total = 2 points  BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH.

I should quit WW, save the $42/per month and go on the Grandma diet. Serious.

I have eaten 14 points today. That is clearly not enough. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have gained weight from pissing my metabolism off. We shall see tomorrow. I promise to deliver the report.

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It’s terrible segway time……My best friend, Danielle sent me this hilarious video of “Men throwing with the other arm” = HILARIOUS. It definitely made my day. 

http://vimeo.com/m/34678147

You know what’s not making my day……not knowing how to post videos on my blog anymore. When I post the link the video is not showing up, instead it is merely showing the hyperlink. BORRRRRINGGGGGGG. For some reason it has stopped working for me. I promise if you click that link its dudes throwing things like an idiot and not some weird time space continuum that will trap you into giving your credit card to a Nigerian Prince.

I’m tired. I think I’m going to take a bath, read a book, balance my checkbook, look up stocks and bonds…you know….real grown up stuff. Psshhhh you didn’t take me seriously, right? If you did, we can’t be friends anymore. Goodbye.

I leave you with this question/thought/idea/curiosity of the masses…. Am I the only one that thinks a huge earthquake is coming when I hear all the neighbor dogs losing their minds and barking like maniacs? I’m weird.

Song I blogged to tonight: “Who Am I Living For” – Katy Perry

About FunnyGirlweightloss

Hey You! Welcome to my blog, I am happy you stopped by and I hope my struggles make you laugh a little bit....wait, what?....Anywho, this is my weight loss blog where I will be 100% honest and real about my struggles in losing some weight and more importantly, keeping it off. Most people that know me say I am funny (hence, the title of this blog) so I guess the twist is the fact that I am going to be completely candid about how much losing weight can be really tough/hard/awful/daunting/boring, yet eventually amazing and totally worthwhile. Hopefully through my vulnerability and candidness, I help inspire others to lose some weight and stay motivated. https://funnygirlweightloss.wordpress.com/
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