August 8th

This morning I went to Jamba Juice again and they were doing a Happy Hour thing were you get a 16 ounce for $1. SCORE!

I also ran into the annoying up-seller which made me a sad panda. 


I am more than positive my facial expression in this picture would have looked different if the mountain troll didn’t take my order this morning but you know, you win some, you lose some


This morning I had the 16 ounce Jamba Juice (Berry Banana light) and some delicious onion bread they make = 10 points total 

It’s 2:30pm ish and I haven’t had lunch. In fact, I am on my lunch break right now writing this. Instead of eating I am blogging. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!?

Today is way too hot. I have proof.

When I got in my car it read 110 degrees. It went down to 104 once I started driving around. This is not ok in my book.

This is my “I am too hot and now I’m starting to feel sad about it” face


Since I haven’t eaten anything else I guess I can tell you something kind of funny/weird/awesome/peculiar.

I have a weird connection with numbers and predicting that things are going to happen such as earthquakes, when the phone will ring, scores of athletic games, etc. In fact, a billion years ago I dated a guy who knew about my “abilities” and he would consult with me before every Kings game to find out how well they would do. Here is how our conversations would go:

Ex: “Deanna….am I going to be sad tonight because my team is going to lose?”

Me: “You are going to be sad up until the last period and then they are going to come back and win it by one.” 

Ex: “Are you SURE?!” 

Me: “I’m always sure.”

*They won by one point*

Ex: “You are crazy and I love you.” 

Me: “Thanks. Love you too.” 

I have no idea what to make of these kinds of weird “abilities” that I possess. All I know is it makes my friends laugh, they call me weird, we high-five about it and that’s about as far as it goes.

So yesterday I posted on Facebook that I had this creepy Deja Vu feeling and that I hate when it happens because I feel like that means an earthquake is coming. I purposely documented it on Facebook so I could have proof that I said something before it happened. Welp, it happened. We had some earthquakes. It seriously kind of freaks me out a bit that I do this AND it makes me feel awesome. I got a bunch of text messages from people late last night and this morning letting me know that when the earthquake hit they thought about me immediately. THIS IS HILARIOUS. Here are the screen shots of my FB posts yesterday and this morning. For confidentiality sake I didn’t want to screen shot the comments with all my friends names and I was too lazy to use my little Paintbrush program to cross them out.

I would like to formally apologize to Marianne for keeping her up last night due to my predictions. She has the worst phobia/fear about earthquakes than anyone I have ever met. She prefers if I keep my earthquake predictions to myself so clearly last night was no fun for her. Additionally, I googled the words “Marianne, I am sorry” and it came up with this image. So here you go, Marianne. A gift of sorry from me to you.

Lastly, my friend Kristen wrote me an email today with the subject line “How I feel today” and the only thing in the email was this picture and the sentence “WANNA EAT EVERYTHING” This made me laugh hysterically. I felt that way yesterday.

That’s about it for now….actually I could keep going but I have to go back to work because my lunch break is over. I will update later if new and exciting things happen…….LIKE MAYBE ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE! Sorry, Marianne.


Music I blogged to today “It’s Time” by Imagine Dragons

About FunnyGirlweightloss

Hey You! Welcome to my blog, I am happy you stopped by and I hope my struggles make you laugh a little bit....wait, what?....Anywho, this is my weight loss blog where I will be 100% honest and real about my struggles in losing some weight and more importantly, keeping it off. Most people that know me say I am funny (hence, the title of this blog) so I guess the twist is the fact that I am going to be completely candid about how much losing weight can be really tough/hard/awful/daunting/boring, yet eventually amazing and totally worthwhile. Hopefully through my vulnerability and candidness, I help inspire others to lose some weight and stay motivated.
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