It’s technically August 25th because it’s 12:09am but I am going to post about what happened after my weigh-in for the 24th.
I want to start off with two “bad news items”
The first being that Danielle has royally messed up her back over the years and it has come to take her soul and first-born. Ok, ok…that was totally dramatic, but seriously, she is in the most intense amount of pain I think I have ever witnessed before and that is including the time I broke my ankle in 3 different places and my brother hit me while I was crying because he thought I was joking around and just being a loud jerk on purpose.
The second bad news item is that due to the fact that Danielle needs to be really careful about not overexerting herself we have decided that there will be no karaoke adventures this weekend. My goal for this trip was to sing Shoop by Salt N Pepa in a public space during karaoke because I have never done such a thing. Here’s the good news though….since I love you all so much I made two videos of me singing two different songs. I took the liberty of dressing up in my awesome blue wig and being a dumbass for your enjoyment.
If you want to hear me sing “Waterfalls” by TLC then go ahead and CLICK HERE.
If you would like to hear me sing “Shoop” by Salt N Pepa then CLICK HERE.
If you clicked both of those videos and watched them from start to finish then please go look in the mirror and ask yourself WHY?!?!?!!?
Alright, so now that we got that over with I will present you some pictures of what I saw and did today during my San Franciscan adventures.
After we visited this park we decided to walk up Haight street to find Danielle a fun outfit to wear tomorrow to the Monterey Stopover music festival. We felt that it was only customary for her to get a ridiculous outfit considering I am fully intending on wearing these red sparkly spandex shorts to the festival.
Danielle was having a terribly awful time trying to walk anywhere due to her back so I suggested we rent her a wheelchair so we could bring it to the festival with us tomorrow. She didn’t want to at first but then realized that it would probably be best for us to have in case she couldn’t handle the pain of walking anymore ;/ Here’s a picture of us picking out her awesome wheelchair.
Let me back up a second……..back to Haight street……
When I was walking back to the car by myself (I was picking Danielle up from a store she was at) I saw this dog walking by himself for a good amount of time in a really populated area.
I thought to myself “Good God, this poor dog is lost and now I have to do something about it. WTH am I going to do with a lost dog?! He’s a mini bear. Poor guy…I feel bad for him.” I did notice that the dog was wearing a collar so that made me feel a little better about this situation. Right when I was about to approach the dog I heard someone call out a “dog name” and realized it was his owner who was approximately 10 feet behind the unleashed dog. The “lost dog” quickly became “the most well-trained dog in the Universe.” Seriously, this dog was just walking on the sidewalk of Haight street among TONS of people and didn’t stop to smell the roses, bite any small children or give 2 sh*ts about anything other than just taking a wonderful stroll down a well-known part of town.
Danielle was craving In N Out so I went with her so she could get some food. I didn’t eat anything which was a Christmas miracle considering how much I love In N Out. I did witness a Christmas nightmare though which was this kid picking his nose like an Olympic champ right in the middle of the establishment. He was really going for the gold.
I actually like how there is a caution sign right underneath him. HAHAHHAHAHA.
Here are a few other random pictures from the day that I have decided should be placed ever so purposely in this post.