Today I went back to the gym for the first time in about 50 days. It’s interesting to think that I have lost almost 15 pounds doing nothing but watching what I eat, walking my dog and dancing in my underwear only to get caught by my Grandma and then have her tell me to “Grow up and act my age.”
In light of this new re-entrance into the gym world I have compiled a few images that I would like to share with you. Hopefully it makes a few of you laugh.
I didn’t stay at the gym for too long but I went and that’s what counts (at least for now.) Here is a list of what I did and a few pictures proving I was there:
I also did some calf and quad exercises and a few bicep curls for good measure. Lastly, I went home and danced with my dog for 10 minutes which surprisingly got my heart racing. To be fair, I think my heart was racing because I was getting excited thinking about going to sleep tonight. I.AM.SO.TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!
Today I got some fun news!
This weekend I am going to Joshua Tree to a vacation spot called Hicksville for my birthday 🙂 It’s not what you think. I know Hicksville sounds like we are going to a place where only racist white people reside but it can’t be further from the truth. If it was the truth I would steer clear of that noise because racist people make me want to rip my eyeballs out and I like my eyeballs.
The Old Plan: I booked this trip four months ago when I had a boyfriend. My friend Janell and her husband, Jared are also going! I also get to bring my dog! She’s soooo excited to go!
Semi-New Plan: I no longer have a boyfriend. YAY!!!! So now I am going by myself. Janell, Jared and my dog, Tessa are still going.
New Plan: Janell called me today and asked if it would be ok if Jared brought his best friend, Chuck and they would room together in the trailer that I booked which is more masculine……here are some pictures:
….and Janell and I will room in the trailer that she booked for her and Jared. Here’s a picture:
I cannot explain how excited I am about this. The FiFi is the trailer I actually wanted to book but at the time I was dating a dude that would have had a total fit if I made him sleep in there with me so I booked the Pioneer. I am also no longer the third nipple! The boys can hang out together and Janell and I can paint each other’s nails and catch up and talk about girl stuff. I also like that Janell said “You will get along with Chuck. He loves Gogol Bordello”
Here is a list of the fun stuff that is at this place
There is also a dive bar down the way and Pioneertown that we can go and explore. I will definitely be bringing my “nice camera” this weekend to document our fun adventure.
I seriously need this week to be over already.
Good night everyone!!!!