It was one week ago that I posted something on my blog.
I feel like the “girl” who cried wolf when I apologize for keeping some of you waiting since this wasn’t the first time I did this. Also, when I say “some of you waiting” I mean the 7-10 people who come to my blog everyday regardless if I am posting or not.
There is a cool feature on this blog that tells me how many people visit per day (on average about 150) and for the past 7 days there has been about 7-10 views even though there have been no recent posts. I am going to assume that this means I have 7-10 “committed readers” and the rest of you are just riff raff 😛
Dear these 7-10 people,
You are so amazing. Are you single? Why? Why are you single? Do you want to go on a date with me? I mean, I figure you would be good to date….you’re supportive, you actually care about what comes out of my stupid brain/mouth and you’re committed to the cause. I like that. I like you. Let’s hug. Come here. Now.
P.S. If you aren’t single are you into polyamory?
Here is a screen shot from one of my fantastic coworkers who enjoys my blog and gives me a hard time when I slack off on writing. I love you Daniela!
Ok so where do I even start? I am already overwhelmed.
I guess I will start with how much I weigh. I weigh 130. I can’t believe it! I love being 130….I have absolutely no boobs or ass anymore and I chopped off my left leg and donated some important organs but I feel great!
No seriously, if I weighed 130 I would look completely, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT in a bad way. I probably would look nothing like myself and I wouldn’t want that. I personally like having some meat on my bones….no offense to my friends who weigh 130 or less…you look great…you can do jumping jacks in a bikini without dying of embarrassment and that makes me smile. For my body frame and height I would look like the female version of this guy:
I am still not going to post my weight. Nope, don’t wanna. What I will say though is I have gained 2.5 pounds because I haven’t been tracking my points as closely as I should. That is ok though. That weight gain can come from many things….water retention, not going to the restroom enough (<—TMI), having an increase of exciting and fun-filled energy that has moved into my soul. Whatever! Point is, I WILL lose the weight and I still feel really amazing and beautiful and comfortable in my own skin. That is pretty cool AND THAT IS THE POINT.
Disclaimer: This information is coming from my short-term memory which is damn near non-existent so bear with me.
Today: I went to my job which is where this happened:
I have had a few friends ask me to talk more about my job in my blog. I have avoided doing that because there are some things that I am pretty serious and private about; one of which is my career and the population I work with. Recently I have been thinking about creating a vlog describing what I do for work and what hospice REALLY means. Actually, I just made up my mind. I am going to do that. Soon.
- Here’s what I ate today:
- Two small pancakes/egg whites/fruit/potatoes o’brian = 10 points
- Turkey sandwich = 8 points
- Carrots = 0 points
- 1 big cookie = 5 points <–after some thought, this was not worth it.
- Grapes= 0 points
- Tons of water = 0 points
- My friend Tommy was in town from Austin, TX so yesterday I went to Disneyland with him and his family. They were celebrating his nephew’s 5th birthday. Also, his tiny toddler niece was there. This was me watching those adorable children at Disneyland:
This is me watching my friend Tommy being the greatest uncle to those adorable children while at Disneyland:
It was SOOOOOOOO hot and humid yesterday and we walked around for +10 hours that I ended up earning a crap load of “Activity Points” (approximately 30) which was a plus considering I felt like a sweaty beast for the majority of the day. We had fun though!
Here’s what I ate for Disneyland adventure day:
- Grande non-fat Chai Latte from Starbucks: 5 points
- Eggs, 2 small slices of bacon, small muffin, potatoes o’brian= No clue. I am assuming around 10-12 points
- Coke= 4 points
- Frozen lemonade = 4 points
- Lobster Cobb Salad= +10 points
I definitely ate more than my daily 29 points but it evened out since I banked points from all the walking we did.
- On Monday I went to work and I have no idea what I ate. I forgot. I feel like I was good though so there’s that.
Thursday, September 6- Sunday September 9th were made up of going to a few bars (Public House, Saint Rocke, BigFoot Lodge, Tom Bergin’s Tavern) late-night driving around listening to music, went to a bunch of art galleries, saw a “Fartbarf” concert, accidentally ordered a whiskey at an Irish bar and trying to drink it like an adult, saw the movie “SamSara”, hung out with friends, family and my dog and of course ate In N Out because:
- It’s delicious
- My friend was in town from a city that does not have an In N Out and he needed to get his fix. It’s a California requirement.
Also, here’s a few pictures from the cool art galleries we visited:
I really can’t remember anything beyond that so I guess I will start to wrap this post up talking about random fun activities everyone should do if they have blood pumping through their veins OR if you want you can suggest other activities that would be cool too.
If anyone lives in Austin, TX please do me a favor and go watch the Air Sex Championships for me. I have always wanted to go see that show, I heard it’s absolutely hilarious and the championships are on September 22nd. Who knew you could win an award for having sex with a ghost!
Additionally, if you live in Austin, Texas (Jessica, Mike, Tommy & Sergio) go and see the band “Beats Antique” tomorrow! My friend Linda introduced me to their music this morning and they are officially the new weekly musical obsession. It’s a bunch of instrumental, fun, electronic, jazzy weirdness and there is a sexy woman in the band that belly dances to the music. I am so disturbed I don’t live in Austin, TX right now. If I did, I would definitely know what I was doing tomorrow night. Here is one of their videos and a taste of their music. Rad Balls.
I would consider eating a turd sandwich to have this woman’s body. She is gorgeous and now I have a girl crush.
CLICK HERE for a live performance of Beats Antique and watch really sexy women who are AMAZING at belly dancing. You will get hypnotized.
Last but not least, there is a show called “Mortified” that I would love to go and see. Here is a description of this show:
“Witness adults sharing their most embarrassing childhood artifacts (journals, letters, poems, lyrics, plays, home movies, art) with others, in order to reveal stories about their lives. Hear grown men and women confront their past with tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Jon Bon Jovi.”
Here is a list of cities that Mortified will be touring.
Ok I think I have had enough of telling you guys random activities to do like any of you give a crap. How embarrassing. What am I even writing about anymore?