Today was my weigh-in day and I have some great news. I DIDN’T GAIN ANY WEIGHT! I am honestly a little shocked. I didn’t track my food intake very closely and I ate In N Out like a boss when my friend Tommy was in town so I definitely thought I did some damage. I am really happy about this considering I am still the lightest I have been in over a decade. I really do look at this as a huge win even though I didn’t lose any weight. The real goal was to not gain anything and I accomplished that. Let’s go celebrate by eating 10,000 calories.
Here is proof that I didn’t gain or lose anything weight
Today is way too hot. I am not feeling this at all. It’s 2 weeks until October and it is the hottest its ever been in Southern California….at least according to my brain. It’s ridiculous and gross. 108 degrees? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WEATHER!!!
Ummmm….you know what else is gross……the topic they are talking about on Ricki Lake right now = Vaginal reconstruction. By that I mean they are talking specifically about having women undergo surgery so that they can reconstruct their hymens so that they can become virgins again. I am actually a little confused by all of this. There is one woman on the show that is very passionate about how unethical and morally wrong this procedure is because it does not address the social disease that encompasses this procedure, rather it addresses a symptom. I can go on and on about this but I don’t want to bore you or turn you on if you are a mega-freak. I will just say this……IF this procedure is perpetuating abuse of women then of course I am completely against it and I feel very sad for the women that are involved in a situation like this.
Additionally, there is also a doctor on the show that says a ton of women undergo this surgery for cosmetic reasons. I will preach about this. WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE WOMEN?!?!?! Are you telling me they go in for cosmetic surgery (not covered by insurance) so that they can become a virgin again and have sex ONCE just to go back to where they were pre-surgery? WTF is the point? Am I missing something? The only way I can see this making sense is if God forbid someone was raped and that is how they lost their virginity and now they are in a loving relationship and would like to recreate a experience that should have been loving, warm and kind the first time around. Any other situation is feeling ludicrous to me. TMI —-> Although I lost my virginity in a loving and safe relationship I would rather chew glass then do that again. Maybe I would feel differently if I lost my virginity as an adult but doing that again as a teenager was nothing to “write home about.” I would rather eat too many cookies, play Mortal Kombat and drink too much Cactus Cooler then lose my virginity again. Wait, that didn’t work. That is actually a fun experience. I should have said I would rather eat a turd sandwich then lose my virginity again. Whatever, this rant is getting to long.
Terrible transition time….
Here’s a picture depicting me
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And here’s a video of Tessa trying to catch a fly. I was listening to The XX’s new album so she had a romantic soundtrack to her failed attempt. You’re welcome, Tessa.