Wanna know how to spot a 29-year old unmarried woman? Find the chick eating cereal for dinner more than 3x a week.
You can’t find her?
Well then you aren’t looking hard enough because you’re reading the blog of one of those women.
I swear I will grow up one day but I don’t think it will happen until I absolutely have to….like when I have children or a husband that threatens divorce because he is sick and tired of Honey Nut Cheerios. Whatever. He likes it.
This morning I wrote about how I slept 15 hours yesterday because I wasn’t feeling well. I feel like the Universe was on my side with that one because I ended up working from 9am-8pm tonight. Thank God I love my job or else I would have been drinking at a bar somewhere instead of nerding out and blogging.
Wanna know how to spot a 29-year old unmarried woman? Find the chick that blogs to 10-20 faithful readers.
I cannot possibly see a married person doing this. They are too busy talking about their golf game, board game night with other fellow married people, mortgages, the upcoming weather forecast that could possibly put a damper on their weekend outings or gearing up for tomorrow’s long work day.
Now I understand a professional blogger (married or unmarried) who has thousands of readers and advertisers paying to be on their site blogging daily but a person dedicating themselves to a blog for the past 5 months, nearly everyday so that 10-20 people can read it is just silly. This blogger is single. She has to be. Welp, she is AND she lives with her grandma. I am so sexy right now.
Enough self deprecating humor for one day. Let’s move onto this idiot I saw on the freeway this morning:
^^^^^ Doesn’t my GPS holder kind of look like a black bear standing on its hind legs with his back to us? HAHHAHHAHA IT DOES!
Back to what I really posted this picture for…..
Mr. Weird Motorcycle Man in the Ferrari jacket was going 30-45 mph today on the freeway. This picture was taken in dead-stop traffic but there was a point during my morning commute when everyone on the road was going 65-75mph for the exception OF THE GUY IN THE FERRARI JACKET.
Don’t get me wrong…I’m not trying to convince everyone on a motorcycle to ride like a maniac but if you are going to wear a Ferrari jacket can you please at least do the speed limit. The irony of this situation just made me laugh. I feel like this is the equivalent to someone wearing a CrossFit t-shirt while weighing 500 pounds, sitting down at an all-you-can-eat buffet and just absolutely going to town on the ice cream bar and gorging out on platters of cheeseburgers.
What more can I say in this post……
Ok so here’s what I ate today. It was weird and bad.
Food Intake in no particular order (except for the cereal for dinner)
- Banana= 0 points
- Onion bread thingy from Jamba Juice= 6 points
- Original size berry smoothie (lite)= 6 points
- Coffee = 0 points
- A few bites of popcorn = 0 points
- Skittles (I REALLY NEED TO GET RID OF THIS COMMUNAL JAR ON MY DESK AT WORK) = 6 points
- Honey Nut Cheerios (don’t judge)= 7 points
Total: 25 points.
My daily allowance is 29 points right now but to be honest I probably did eat 29 points because I ate too many Skittles.
My goal of the week is to go grocery shopping because this is getting ridiculous.
My second goal of the week is to lose 3-4 pounds by Sunday. I obviously need to stop eating Skittles like it’s my last day on the Planet so maybe I will start that tomorrow. ORRRRR I will start eating better on Thursday since I convinced our business manager to order In N Out for our bosses going away party tomorrow instead of our normal fancy sandwich place HAHAHAHHAHA. I am what you call a “real class act.”
I think that’s all I have to say today. I feel like posting random pictures from my life since this post has been void of a lot of pictures and well, this blog is about me after-all. Enjoy and remember…..I love you tons.
I know I was quizzing you a lot about how to spot a 29-year old unmarried woman but here is the real question of the night. You ready? I think you are. Here it is:
GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE! XOXOXOXOXOOX