October 24th Part 2

One of my devoted readers (she called herself that) and really good friend is my coworker, Daniela. Since she reads every post I create she noticed that I have been having an issue with not eating the Skittles on my desk. Well THE SECOND I walked into the office today she ran into my office and took NOT ONLY my jar of Skittles but my backup inventory when the jar runs low. Not only is this going to effect my psyche but it’s also going to effect my other co-workers who eat those damn things. Here is documentation of the Skittle smuggling.

The Jar. IT’S GONE!

Top left on the shelf. Noooooo!!!!!! …Look at how proud she looks!

I went into her office after the shock wore off and she was standing up holding my stash! Blasphemy!!!

So I returned to my desk defeated.

BUT THEN!!!!!

She came into MY office with a healthy treat. I was so excited about it and she just shook her head and laughed. I love her.

Thank you Daniela for saving me from myself today. I seriously didn’t need those damn things anymore (at least for today) but make sure to tell the intern where the Skittles are because I already emailed him telling him I replenished the jar on Monday and he’s definitly going to come looking for them when he comes into the office HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

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Prior to coming into the office I had a good laugh during my commute to work. Look at who is in the passenger seat in this car:

Mr. pup pup snuffle kins lollipop kid goes to work with mom/dad day! Awwwwwwww!!!!! Cuteeeeeeeee.

Lastlyyyyyyyy…..I have an idea I want to share with the world.

Here it is: I want to take my Grandma to a bar this Friday, Saturday or Sunday where they are holding a Halloween costume contest. I want to dress her up in a judge’s outfit and present her as Judge Judy. If you don’t know who Judge Judy is then CLICK HERE or if you are lazy you can look at this picture:

Now look at this picture of me and my Grandma:

Don’t tell my Grandma I said this but I realize that my Grandma is older than Judge Judy but for the love of all that is holy I strongly believe that Judge Judy is definitly her Doppleganger.

Here are the reasons why I think we would win any Halloween costume contest in a bar:

1.) EVERYONE loves seeing a Grandma or Grandpa in a bar. Everyone.

2.) This Halloween costume is Golden.

3.) This is hilarious.

4.) Despite her being a terror to me behind closed doors, everyone loves her. She is a real crowd pleaser

What do you guys think about this idea? Comment below, or not. In fact, don’t. Just sit there and think about how hilarious this is. Or not. Sit there and think about how not funny this is. Do whatever you want, jeezzzzz.

About FunnyGirlweightloss

Hey You! Welcome to my blog, I am happy you stopped by and I hope my struggles make you laugh a little bit....wait, what?....Anywho, this is my weight loss blog where I will be 100% honest and real about my struggles in losing some weight and more importantly, keeping it off. Most people that know me say I am funny (hence, the title of this blog) so I guess the twist is the fact that I am going to be completely candid about how much losing weight can be really tough/hard/awful/daunting/boring, yet eventually amazing and totally worthwhile. Hopefully through my vulnerability and candidness, I help inspire others to lose some weight and stay motivated. https://funnygirlweightloss.wordpress.com/
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