Food Intake Today
- Breakfast burrito=12 points
- Coffee= zero points
- Crackers = 3 points
- Strawberries= 0 points
- A few pieces of candy (Dont judge me!)=3 points
- Banana=0 points
- 3 eggs= 6 points
- Fudgesicle=3 points
Total= 27 points.
I am in the positive still but I don’t want to eat anything and I’m already in bed. Oh well.
And now for randomness……..
Remember last week when I blogged about winning $500 by calling in The Heidi & Frank radio talk show and told them my story about getting body searched at the airport?
Here’s a video of me talking about it and the actual recording of me being on the radio for those of you who have asked for me to post it 🙂 Check out The Heidi & Frank show on their website or tune to 95.5 FM if you are in Los Angeles, CA between 6-10am. HILARIOUS.
Found this picture at work in our conference room. I’m sure some of you can relate. I know I can HAHAHAHHAHA (cough cough* last one…)
I probably laughed way too hard at this when I first saw it.
Lastly, I wanted to talk about my local gas station. The two attendants that work there are THEE nicest guys I have ever met. They either:
- Wrote the book on quality customer service
- Genuinely love talking to everyone
- Or are the best fakers ever and only act nice in the name of making money
Regardless what it is, they always ask me how I am doing, what I’m up to and if I have any great plans for the day. They don’t ask in a creepy way either which is great because normally questions like these from random dudes I don’t know freak me out because I’m weird and hyper-vigilant.
The only bad thing about this weekly interaction is the one guy continues to forget that he ALWAYS asks me if I have children. Every time he has asked this (about 5-7 times) I always answer in a really nice, cheerful way and my response usually goes something like this:
Say the following in a really sweet voice…” No I don’t….I love children though and I am sure I will have my own somedayyyyyyy…Weeeeeeeeeeeeee XOXOXOOXOXOX”
I lied. I don’t yell out “Weeeeee” like I was on a water slide but I just wanted to express through text how cheerful I am when I answer this redundant, intrusive question from a total stranger on a weekly basis.
Well today I mixed it up.
Our conversation went a little something like this:
Man: “Do you have children?”
Me: “NOPE! Children just aren’t for me. I enjoy wasting all my money and time on myself. Have a good one!”
As much as I would actually love to have my own family in a far and distant future, my response today had way more truth than my usual response which is far too cheerful and vague about the absence of my spawn.
My sincere hope is that this response made him so heartbroken and sad for me that he will finally remember that he asks the same question to me every Thursday and it’s time to take a coffee break.
It’s nighty night time! Good night everyone! XOXOXO