Today started off healthy but then it took a turn for the worst. I am going to go ahead and take no responsiblity for that and blame it on PMS.
I ate some fruit and coffee = 0 points before I headed off to work but then I realized I was still starving when I arrived.
Here’s the problem…..THERE IS A DAMN MCDONALDS IN THE OFFICE BUILDING THAT I WORK.
Honestly, I think I had dreams about this as a child. I remember telling someone when I was 10 that if I won the lottery I would build a Mcdonalds in my home #fatkid. That was obvioulsy way before I understood that eating bad food would make your body look bad and your health look worse. The simple fact that I am not 50 pounds heavier than I am now considering how close I am to this soul suck of an establishment is beyond me. Clearly I have more self control then I am willing to give myself credit for.
Has anyone ever seen Jim Gaffigan’s skit about Mcdonalds?
If you haven’t maybe you should. CLICK HERE only if you enjoy laughing. I laugh so hard at that skit that my face starts to hurt. He’s speaking the truth. 100%.
So this was my my long winded way of telling you that I ate Mcdonald’s this morning for my 2nd breakfast. But here’s the part where I turned good. I ate half of the breakfast sandwich and then called my coworker into my office and handed her the rest. She ate it. Thank you, Daniela….you saved me from myself.
My McDonalds meal was approx: 13 points.
Daniela also found my bubble gun and decided to play with it. It was awesome, we acted like we were 10 year olds at a birthday party. By the way, she can eat McDonalds as much as she wants. She has an amazing body. The End.
Today was also awesome because it was casual day in the office so we could wear our normal “street clothes” and not some stuffy business attire which is what we have to endure Monday-Thursday. Here I am:
Today I also gave myself a wedgie just because I felt like it:
I have seen one too many of these things that made me laugh therefore tomorrow I am going to walk my happy ass (pun intended) into Joann’s and make someone teach me or explain to me how to cross stitch. My goal is to learn how to do this with a quickness so that I can create a bunch of funny cross stitched quotes for whoever is nice to me.
Oh wait, if I am going to be 100% honest with you then I will admit that I had some Skittles today (damn office jar is back in my personal space) and Daniela and I ordered Thai food for lunch. This was Daniela’s idea though…you see….she saved me from myself earlier and then made me regret my decisions later. I have no idea how many points I ate for lunch but I am sure it wasn’t pretty. The good thing is that I only ate half of my meal and I am going to bring it home for dinner. I am assuming I probably ate approx 15 points or so.
If I did my math correctly I am probably maxed out on my daily points already and it’s not even 5pm. I am really on a roll not to mention I still am going to the movies tonight and I WILL be getting a kid’s pack.
I hope you all have a wonderful weekend my friends! Thanks for reading and come back and see me soon XOXO