November 19th

I need to go back to the gym. BAD.

I’m going to the gym today NO MATTER WHAT.

I don’t care if I come home and lose both my legs in a freak accident.

I don’t care if I come home and my dog starts talking to me in perfect English and alerts me that if I do go to the gym she will never speak like this ever again.

I don’t care if I get sick and start projectile vomiting and blood comes spilling out of my eye sockets.

I don’t care if I have a sudden case of severe dementia and I am not orientated to time, place or person.

I don’t care if I show up to the gym and a staff member tells me that every person with a name that starts with D is not allowed in the gym or else they will be brutally assaulted by a gorilla in heat.

I don’t care if the only machine that is open is one covered in visible fast-growing bacteria and slime.

I don’t care if all my gym clothes magically disappear and the only thing I can possibly wear to exercise in is my high school prom dress.

Seriously, guys. I’m going.

I leave you with these:

“Woah! How’d you lose all that weight?” – Says everyone ever who is trying to lose weight…….. “I worked out and ate right” – Says person who lost a bunch of weight…..”Oh ok……*doesn’t do either things” -Person who wants to lose weight but doesn’t. DAMNIT!

About FunnyGirlweightloss

Hey You! Welcome to my blog, I am happy you stopped by and I hope my struggles make you laugh a little bit....wait, what?....Anywho, this is my weight loss blog where I will be 100% honest and real about my struggles in losing some weight and more importantly, keeping it off. Most people that know me say I am funny (hence, the title of this blog) so I guess the twist is the fact that I am going to be completely candid about how much losing weight can be really tough/hard/awful/daunting/boring, yet eventually amazing and totally worthwhile. Hopefully through my vulnerability and candidness, I help inspire others to lose some weight and stay motivated.
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