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August 6th

Today I ate like crap. I had a Sausage McGriddle from Mcdonalds for breakfast that I swear is laced with exotic drugs. It’s 11 points. I think I am going to start a August resolution starting now. No more Sausage … Continue reading

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July 25th

I either have narcolepsy or mono because for the past 3 days all I have wanted to do is sleep, which is why it was so difficult to leave the house this morning when my dog looked like this: I am … Continue reading

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